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PostSubject: PG or G rated Jokes   Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:35 am

If you have boys you will really understand this one....

Hope it makes you smile....Take the pressure off the day..
This is dedicated to everyone that has been embarrassed by a child's words or actions.
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
I hope you remember this story when they start getting frustrated.

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I
was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my
seven month old daughter, and she was clean.
Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked
him, and he said "No."
I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have
any clothes with me."

Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
"No," He replied.
I just knew that he must have had, cause the smell was getting worse. Soooo.........I asked one more time,
"Matt, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over
and spread his cheeks and yelled.........
"See MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened.
I was mortified......... but, some kind elderly people made me feel a lot
better, when they came over and thanked me for
the best laugh they had ever had!!!

lol!

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